I attempted to post a poem that I'd written in third grade about mayonaise with my best friend to test this fancy shmancy new blogging site, only to discover (much to my dismay) that the finished result produces one, big, fat paragraph, ignoring all the lines I skipped, which is crucial for any poem (even one written by a ten year old). So I'll just keep this post up until the following word is two spaces bellow this sentence:
Mayonaise.
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My name's Kristen. I like punk music, comic books, good weather, DDR, naps, epic movies, gripping novels, macaroni and cheese, and the color red. I hail from Eliot, Maine, an insignificant, pathetically tiny town in the middle of nowhere but fifteen minutes away from Portsmouth, New Hampshire, where I work. I work at Annabelle's Ice Cream and it is the best job in the whole world and if you think you're job's better then you're totally WRONG.
Anywho, I'm majoring in Creative Writing. I'm a junior. My favorite books include Watchmen, Apathy and Other Small Victories, The Sword of Truth series, Enders Game, A Confederacy of Dunces, Battle Royale, The Great Gatsby, and anything by Dave Barry, Chuck Pahliniuk, J.K. Rowling, Isaac Asimov, and Alan Moore.
To find out more about me that isn't included in this impersonal, statement of facts, read my blog! DUH!
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